Evil cakes

By their very nature all cakes are evil, right? Even the sneaky ones that sound like they might be healthy, like carrot cake. All truly evil, what with all that sugar and lard. But some cakes are eviler and even nastier, and those have to be my very favourite types of cake by far.

Welcome to the world of evilcakeshop.com brought to my attention by the ever wicked, Zwier.

It's fair to say that these are probably the kinds of people that your mother warned you about.

Here's the title page of their site. Click to enlarge. Or stroke to enlarge. Your call.

Dude, these are all edible cakes:

This one is called the 'Edible Autopsy'.

Yum. Kudos to them, on their site they've documented all the research they did on this one, and it's pretty accurate (not that I would know, but so they say).


And there are cupcakes:

If you're a little queasy or you haven't had your morning coffee yet, you may want to step aside.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Yeah! Let them eat cake!