Burried? Cremated? Or placed inside a giant pineapple?
Anything and everything is possible in this day and age.
A time when people are becoming way more inventive with how they want to be burried:
How about in a giant shoe?
Or inside a skateboard?
This is totally all for reals. There are lots of companies popping up these days who, for a fee, are more than happy to whip you up a coffin fit for a rock star:
There's something very Dr Seuss about it, don't you think?
Would you, could you in a shoe,
would you, could you if you wish,
would you, could you in a fish?
Who wouldn't want to be buried in a Coke bottle? Huh? Um... okay... sure, why not.
Some people are so attached to their cell phones while they're alive, why not take one with you too?
This one is mad:
And I don't even know what this one is:
Frog? Dinosaur? Freakish mutant coffin? Why? Why? Why?
Yes, because comfort is exactly what you're after. WHEN YOU'RE DEAD! And if something fancy and carved is too gauche for you, they'll also airbrush something pretty onto your coffin:
Or make you a giant chicken.
He he he look at the baby chicks at his feet. Cute man.
That's also really pretty, for your very last dance.
Crazy coffins. Why not?
Or make you a giant chicken.
He he he look at the baby chicks at his feet. Cute man.
That's also really pretty, for your very last dance.
Crazy coffins. Why not?
I vote the fish!!
ReplyDeleteI mean, who is going to be able to cry knowing that you, are in, a fish?
Much health to you!!
:D
Gives totally new meaning to Jonah in the Whale doesn't it ;)
ReplyDeleteBefore this post I wanted to be cremated, but that ballet shoe looks like a better idea!
ReplyDeleteOMW, I know someone who is enough of a cricket fan to give no 11 some thought and that's just sad :P
ReplyDeleteMy husband would want to be buried in a golf bag coffin. Sure of it.
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