pack your bags

pack your bags, renew your passport, it's holiday week here at a million miles.

time to get away from it all and drink imaginary cocktails with little umbrellas in them.

but why go to mauritius, the seychelles or paris? it's all so pedestrian, don't you think? how about this year we go somewhere a little more exotic?

like to Hooker, Oklahoma:

any guesses what their major industry is?

i'd say they've been making truckers and other passers through very happy, since 1904.

or if that's a little too energetic for you, and you like your holidays a little more placid, how about:

or

Dildo, Canada.

population: (i'm guessing) one guy with an enormous cock and a whole bunch of very happy ladies.

or we could go to:

Fucking, Austria.

don't forget to pack your condoms.

i can only imagine that must be the world's most stolen town sign. i bet they have 365 made every year, and they store them at the city council, and every morning that chap rides over on his bicycle and replaces the sign.

or perhaps this is more your idea of a holiday destination, particularly if you're going with your whole family:

Hell, Michigan.

although they say it's fucking hot.