holiday time

okay, it's imaginary holiday time again.

where should we not go today?

how about to:



Accident, Maryland.


it's so awesome there, you will literally shit your pants. or pee in them. either way, that's why it's called Accident.

or we could go to:

or

or that buzzing metropolis of:

Middelfart, Denmark.

which you'll be pleased to hear, is bordered by the picturesque small towns of Firstfart and Lastfart.

don't forget to pack your sunscreen.