if something's really really really pee your pants funny, does it matter that it's incredibly un-PC?
does the hysterical hilarity of it immediately negate the un-PCness? i really really hope so, otherwise i'm going straight to hell for this one.
please don't sit too close to me, you might get struck by lightning.
what follows is the seven nominees in... drum roll please... the name of the year award.
Captain Morgan Ndlovu.
Thoko Promise Magagula. (something tells me that's either not his real name, or his real photo or his real id book, or his real ears.
Please meet - Mr Matric Examsion Phelephe
and his friend; Killmequick Jeffrey Sanderson.
Michael Jackson (this could actually be the real michael jackson before all the surgeries.)
Victor Dont-Worry Sambu.
Two-Rand Ndlovu.like i said un-PC, but still so so funny.
pals at RX hospital have a list - No-Pinky and Euthanasia are somewhere around the top of it!
ReplyDeleteAAhahahahaha!! *gasps for breath* AHAHAHAHAA!! oh thank you so much, you just made a very kak day so much better :))
ReplyDeleteYou should have another option. "peed my pants...twice"
ReplyDeletePS. did you see my reply to your post on my blog?
Waaahaaahaaa...my favourite is two-rand (I love the hyphen). I once met a guy named Surveilance and he was a security guard. No jokes! I also heard about a guy called Castrol who was...wait for it...yip you guessed it, a petrol attendant. Sometimes funny outweighs PC. You're not laughing at someone, just in their vicinity.
ReplyDeleteOkay let's say if you reach 100 first I will give you a Juztick mug. What can you offer me?
ReplyDeleteooooh I like this
i wonder if "two rand" is related to 50cent? although, in the states, he'd probably be known as "27cents" going with the current exchange rate.
ReplyDeletewahahahaha you guys crack me up.
ReplyDeleteeuthenasia, related to 50 cents, Juztick mug...
oh no wait, the mug thing wasn't a joke! :)
i loved these, made me want to work in home affairs just for a day to see some of this crazy shit, then i shot myself in the head so i wouldn't ever think like that again.
Facts, all straight up, proved by id (ahhaha), facts. Statements of fact. Those can NEVER be un-pc! This was... I have not the words, I wish I had a Matric Examsion...all I got was a matric exemption?
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