hello newbies

emma and sylvie hurford (she has a cool blog here) and peatree, i'm so ecstatic to see you here and get to say hello to you in person. in fact i wanted to think up an extra special hello.


this is what i thought of:


getting someone to write it in semen. (but who?) and then photograph it with a black light.
creating each letter out of a series of eloborate dildos.
have the 'hello' made out of diamonds (real ones) and then photograph that.


ultimately i settled on this smiling dog:





who wouldn't?